Shhh...

We have a cricket inside the cabin. Zig is outside on the phone, I'm trying to locate it. But every time I think I've narrowed down it's location, naturally it stops making noise. So I have to distract it...make it think (like a cricket can think) that I'm just a harmless guy, blogging away. Hey, look at that guy, he's just working on his laptop. He's harmless. I can go ahead and start making all kinds of noise again. C'mon little fella, start making noise again...make noise again, dammit!!

*Sigh* Better have another beer while I'm waiting.