Zig Trip 2009

For those that don’t know, Zig is currently down in NC, shredding the Tail of the Dragon. (For those that don’t know what that is, see this website; http://www.tailofthedragon.com/).

I’ve been busting on him to send me some pics so that I can blog about his adventure, but all I’ve been getting is text updates about how much he’s been abusing his liver. LOL Anyway, I got another text from him last night, telling me to check my email. Ok, I came in this morning and hey, lookie lookie; pics!

Zig met someone named Sandy, they’d really hit it off and she offered to let him ride her. He was all excited until she told him it was going to cost him 50 cents (he’s not accustomed to paying so much for his women). He gave it some thought and finally relented. Here you can see the vile act in progress…


Apparently that didn’t quite do it for him so he then moved on to sully the reputation of “Jack”, the mascot from the crew he was riding with.

Here’s a pic of one of the breakdowns. Zig blurbed something about running the bike down a blocked-off high speed lane while trying to jump-start it, only to realize the bike’s kill switch was still off. Or something like that. Hell, half the time I don’t understand what he’s saying in person - nevermind when he tries to mash out some complete sentences in email. LOL

Here we can see more debauchery in motion. These poor ladies obviously have no idea what kind of delinquent they’ve chosen to share libations with. And can you believe they’ve somehow been convinced to call themselves his Angels. (I don’t know the story either – maybe they’re considering themselves “angels” for putting up with him?)

From the left; Megan, Cindy, Colleen, Zig & Shannon…

Zig and his Angels, suited up and ready to roll. Actually, it looks more like a lineup. “#3, please take a step to your right, we can’t see your face. No, to your “right”. To your OTHER right!”

Ziggy has somehow achieved the nickname of “Skippy”. I don’t know the story behind this one either (nor do I think I want to know). Here you can see Zig with his alter-ego. Don’t deny your inner self, Zig. Embrace it. Embrace the smooth and creamy love.

This next photo caught me by surprise…Zig is checking out the Fontana dam. He’s not holding a beer, he’s not mooning anyone…all very nice and polite. You see what’s going on here, don’t you? He’s trying to put on a good show for the folks around him. Trying to make them think that he’s just a normal kind of guy. But inside, he’s probably thinking something like “If I were to toss an empty beer can off of this dam, I bet I could drink another one before the first one hit the ground…”

And while Zig was at the Dam, Jack had apparently packed his bike and was getting out of town while the coast was clear. He didn’t want to wake up to Zig’s peanut butter love again.

Ok, ok, enough picking on Zig. Here are some pics of him taming the Dragon!


I'm told that more pics are to follow. And, I’ve been assured that they all are indeed;

Riding Hard and Taking Chances.