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Monday, October 29, 2007

Costumes, Carnage and Common Sense

Not much to blog about this week. My company's Halloween party was on Friday, I dressed up as a Headless Horseman and won a Bose Docking station. Not too shabby. I'll try and get a pic up here this week - I always dress up /compare costumes on Halloween night with my niece and nephew so I'll get some shots taken with them.

Saturday, I had some folks over for an annual heathen ritual whereby we slaughter some innocent gourds. We each chose our victim, sliced into their crowns, laid bare their insides and slashed our vile designs into their flesh. That's right; it was pumpkin carving time.


That night, it was our beloved Sox taking game three of the World Series. Sunday; I wached the phenominal Patriots dismantle the Redskins, followed shortly by the aforementioned Sox winning game 4 - and the Series. It's a good time to be a New England fan.

31 degrees this morning as I rolled out of my driveway, headed for the gym. First time back in a week and it felt good to throw some iron around for a bit. A couple of the guys get a kick out of the fact that I'm still riding. I just smile and remind them that once the snow arrives, they'll be wishing they'd ridden when they had the chance.

However, I think the time has come for me to take a step forward in the direction of intelligence and distance myself a slight bit from ego and bravado. It would be the end of an era, so to speak. But then again, all great sacrifices are somewhat akin to such a process. What the hell am I talking about? I'm thinking about finally breaking down and getting a windshield. Don't get me wrong; I love the layered affect, where you don neck bandana, face mask, hat, fleece neck warmer, head wrap, ear bandana and a hood - all to the point where you cannot turn your head to see what's coming at you from either side. Then on top of all that, you hunch forward as if you could find some level of wind protection behind that 1" thick tube of metal that you steer with. What fun! So perhaps the time has indeed come to take that step. We'll see. Maybe tomorrow - but I think it's supposed to warm all the way up to 34 so I'm ok for now. The really cold weather isn't coming for a week, so I still have plenty of time. :-D




Ride Hard, Take Chances.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Fall Roundup Ride

Thursday night. Telephone. Ringing. It’s Ed. It’s Ed and he’s got an offer for me; he and a couple of his buddies are heading up to Vermont on Saturday, to do an overnight. Am I interested in joining them? Hellz yeah! The weather was calling for heavy rain on Friday night, but then clearing and warming for the rest of the weekend. Perfect weather for a Fall ride.

Saturday morning dawned damp and dreary, and with a bit of a chill in the air. The storm from the night before had been mighty, as evidenced by the tree debris all over the roadways. The rain had ended, but the clouds hadn’t yet relinquished their stranglehold on the sky. Donning our gear, we made a pact with the sun; it would shred the clouds, providing us with some welcome warmth, and we’d shred some pavement, leading the way westward for it’s daily trek.

True to our word, we rocked and rolled up 495, picked up Rte 2 and hammered our way westwards as the sun began to hold up it’s end of the bargain; the sky lightening behind us. Larger and larger breaks began appearing above us, and before long, blue was far outweighing grey - and found us crossing the state line, passing into New Hampshire.

Picking up Rte 9 out of Keene, we grazed the outskirts of the Green Mountains, then took them head-on. Slicing the corners we approached - and then pulled into - the lookout atop Hogback Mountain. The foliage was pretty amazing…





Firing up and rolling back out, we set the miles to passing beneath our tires. Our destination was Bennington, and we soon found ourselves within city limits. A hotel appeared before us, it’s welcoming “VACANCY” sign beckoning to weary road travelers. We commandeered a parking spot and headed towards the lobby. The lady working the counter informed us that they were all booked up – apparently unkempt and unshowered bikers aren’t welcome there. Shrugging, we headed back to the bikes and meandered a bit further down the road until we managed to secure evening accommodations at the famous Crackside…er…Kirkside Motor Lodge, now located conveniently beside the town church – presently in the process of being dismantled. (Religion has failed to take hold in this part of the village.)


After checking in and unpacking our bikes, we strolled uptown and found ourselves an Irish tavern for some solid and liquid sustenance. Having secured those items, we discussed our plans for the rest of the afternoon. The Sox weren’t on until 8 so that left us a bit of time to kill. And while we were sitting inside a perfectly good tavern, we felt our daylight would be better spent by checking out a local battle monument that I’ve been wanting to check out for years.

(Each year, when I make the trip from NY to Maine, with the Olean crew, we always pass this thing - the Bennington Battle Monument - and I always tell myself that I’m going to check it out someday. Well, that day would be today.)

It was a short jaunt to the outer skirts of town. We rumbled up the entrance street, the stone spire sticking far above the surrounding trees. Finding a spot to park, we did a walk-around, around the base, and checked out the statue of John Stark, and checked out the stonework of the monument itself.
Hey John, which way to the beer store? That way? Thanks man!

The story behind the monument; it was built to commemorate John Stark’s victory over the British, many moons ago. When they were designing what to build, the Governor at the time wanted something that was bigger than anything else around. He got his wish; the structure is 306 feet tall and is the tallest man-made structure in Vermont. There’s an observatory at 200 feet (which is as high as visitors can go - only maintenance people have access to the top 100 feet). So we plopped our $2 down for the ticket and took the ride up. Stepping out of the elevator, the first thing I noticed was the strong wind blowing through the open windows. Each of the 4 sides had protective, safety windows installed, but they were drawn open to allow visitors to poke their heads through and check out the scenery. Which I did…













Check out those maples!!








We came back down - to find that the rain clouds had resumed control of the sky. We took cover on the downwind side of the obelisk until things abated, dried off the seats and fired things up. From there, it was a short side-trip to the package store and then back to the motel to do some priming before heading back to the Irish tavern to catch the Sox. We milled about for a while, polished off what we’d picked up, locked everything up and walked back to the bar.

Before long, our charm and charisma had won the hearts and minds of the locals on both sides of the bar. Hell, even the owner was buying us our drinks. We were laughing it up, watching the Sox dismantle the Indians, talking about the upcoming Pats game, just general good times. There was even the token grumpy Irish bartender, and we managed to get him to smile before we left. After the game was won, the owner (TJ) gave me his card (I still have it - it’s good for a free drink on any future visits!) and told us that he and his friends were heading to another bar that had a later last-call, and that we should head there as well. He gave me the name of the bouncer that would b working (Scooby) and said to tell this Scooby guy that we knew him (TJ) and we’d get in without having to pay the cover. Sweet! So they left and we finished our drinks and started the walk. Well, our minds were light (from watching the Sox victory - certainly not from the libations), and we wound up forgetting the directions, and the name of the bar we were looking for. Taking a gamble, we took a side street and walked…and walked…and walked until we finally came upon what sounded like quite the happening bar. So we walked in and when the bouncer approached, I confidently said “Hey Scooby, what’s happenin’?” To which he replied “What?” "Uhm…are you Scooby?" "Nope. There’s no Scooby here." "Oh (Damn - wrong bar!) Ok then…so how much is the cover?"

The bar itself was a mess of 19 and 20 year olds…oh wait…no, they were all 21 (wink wink) and the drinks were kinda hefty on the wallet. We had a couple of beers, listened to the band knock out a couple of not-bad AC/DC renditions, politely declined an offer to jump on a "party bus" that was headed to a bar in NY which stayed open until 4am, and then decided to head on back to the motel.

Arriving safely back at said motel, the guys headed off to sleep…but I had other plans. See, the scaffolding on the church beside the motel had been in the back of my mind for a while now. Climb it? Why, I would never do such a thing. To do that would involve trespassing, and I would never stoop to such activity. Being the law-abiding citizen that I am, I opted for going to bed, instead.

And I have no idea how these pictures wound up on my camera.







Sunday morning dawned bright and welcoming. We packed up, cleared out the room, and broke for the edge of town. We picked up Rte 7 and headed south into Mass, to Rte 2 east. Passed through some of the Berkshire mountains and saw some AMAZING scenery. Snapped some pics while we were rolling along, but wasn’t able to get pics of the truly amazing stuff, as the roadway was too twisty-turny to allow for screwing around with a camera. But here’s what I was able to get;




And here’s a backwards, over-the-shoulder pic of Ed, waving to the camera. Hi Ed!



Not sure what was up with this little guy, but he hitchhiked through most of Western Mass. I don’t know where he was headed, but we must have passed his stop because he just up and disappeared at one point. Didn’t even leave a tip. Hey you little bastard, “Gas, Grass or Ass - nobody rides for free!”



And that was the overnighter to Bennington - a sweet Fall roundup ride. Thanks for the call, Ed!


Ride Hard, Take Chances

Monday, October 15, 2007

2007 Halloween Run

The information had been posted on-line, the phone calls had been made, and the masks had been lined up. What was all the excitement about? It was time for the annual Halloween Run!

As in years past, the plan was to meet up at Ronnie’s house for some pre-run libations. Oh sure, we could head over and line up with the rest of the masses - sit around for a couple of hours, waiting for the signal to fire up the engines…and then wait…and wait…and wait until it was finally our turn to kick down into gear and start snail-pacing in a forward direction. But we’d rather take a ride over to a buddy’s house, kick back with some frosties, and share some laughs. Those of us needing some last-minute adjustments to their rides could rest assured that the rest of us that were just standing around would be quick to lend a hand or be ready with the needed tools. Ha ha, right! In our world, the only thing that can be counted on is that we’ll be hiding the tools and hoarding the frosties!

But I’m getting ahead of myself. How about some history? Years ago, this run was one of the major Fall events to attend - not just for the enjoyment of a nice fall ride, or the amusement of seeing so many riders decked out in costumes, but for the after party! The run would wind up in front of the Cavan (tavern) in Hyde Park, bikes would commandeer both sides of the roadway, the lines at the bar would swell within seconds, and that’s when the real show would begin. Once having been attended to by the goddesses behind the bar, the patrons would pour back out on the concrete sidewalks to bear witness to the circus presented before them. Bikes of all makes and models would begin setting themselves apart from the parked witnesses. With a twist of their throttles and a roar from their engines, they would declare a patch of pavement as their own. They‘d bite into the claimed blacktop with ferocity, masticating it up with a healthy dose of rear tire, and spitting everything back to the sky in a rich, thick cloud. This in turn would of course be met with roars of approval from the studio audience. Inevitably, some hot classic cars would also make an appearance, ambling up and down, tossing their throaty roars into the mix. This street party would go on for hours, and as such, was the highlight for the day’s events.

But like all great things, this, too, would come to an end. Complaints from the neighbors (whatever for?) and the loss of patience/tolerance from the local constabulatory, meant the party was over. For the past four or five years, the run has ended at various bars and taverns, far away from Hyde Park. We usually break off near the end and rendezvous at whoever’s house is closest and knock back some more brew-ha-ha’s and talk about the day. This year, however, the run would end at a decent biker bar next to Gillette Stadium; The Outlaw. And, the bar was putting on a burnout contest and even had prizes for the best and second-best burnouts done. Now this was something akin to after-parties of old! The Outlaw hosts a weekly Bike Night during the summer and they have a burnout pit there full-time, that anyone can just roll into and fire it up if they like. No permission is needed, no advance warning is given. More than once, I have seen an otherwise off-night be awakened in such a manner. The stillness of the night is suddenly shattered by the sound of someone looking to make a contribution to the bottom line of their favorite tire company. But I digress (as usual). My point is that this year would find me in attendance at the end rally point once again, and up close and personal to The Pit.

The group pulling out of my driveway was smaller than that of years past; only three bikes. No worries; the weather is looking good for the day (mid 60’s, mostly sunny and clear), we should have a good spectator turnout along the route, and most importantly; we’re riding!

We gassed up at a nearby gas station and rolled out hard onto Rte 1, headed for Dedham and our rally point with the rest of the crew. We made the necessary right turn, bobbed and weaved our way past a couple of stop signs and rolled up upon Ronnie’s abode - and were greeted by the welcome sight of bikes lined up and waiting. We lined our rides up with the rest of the bikes, shut the engines down and said our hello’s.

We milled around for a bit, catching up on times and downing a few road sodas. When it was time to depart, we donned the masks/costumes, fired the bikes to life and hit the roads - the excitement and anticipation was building! I was running the Sweep position and we hadn’t gone more than a few miles before a car was riding up on our asses, the driver hanging out of his window, hollering to us. I cut over to the side and signaled the guy to come up beside me so that I could find out what his deal was. Turns out he was just a fan of the whole spectacle and only wanted to know if the annual run was going on today. He was more than excited to find out that things were, in fact, planned for today and with that, he happily pulled back to allow me room to catch back up with the rest of the crew.

We arrived at the starting point, were waved into the lot, paid our dues ($20 each!) and then coasted over to the far edge of the parking lot. We picked up where we’d left off with the refreshments and awaited word that things were kicking off. We did roll up closer to the front after a bit, but it was still a lot of wait and wait again. I surveyed the scene to see what had shown up for costumes - lots of cool masks, and a not a few instances of solid effort.





Zig’s contribution to the day’s festivites;
The announcement was made and the bikes started roaring to life. Those that had been caught unawares (or who had not been paying attention), scrambled to get to their bikes before the sea of motion passed them by.

The run was good; nice turnout along the route, plenty of kids - some even in costume themselves - lots of happy people enjoying the fun. Roughly 50 miles later, we arrived at the Outlaw and sidled up the entrance, fighting for position with every other rider there. The folks doing parking detail wanted us to follow the crowd and park in the middle of the lot but there wasn’t a chance of that happening. Spotting an opportunity, we split the gap between two bikes and broke for the far edge of the parking lot. We wanted the option of an open lane to the exit, should we need it. And as luck would have it, we would up very close to the burnout pit - I love when a plan comes together!

We hit the beer line, hit the food line, hit the beer line again, bought rounds for the crew, had rounds bought for us, shared laughs, caught up with folks not seen for a while, etc. Just general all-around good fun had by all. Lisa and I did the obligatory walk-around to see what cool rides we might find, and there were some decent offerings;



The only reason I took the following pic was that if there was a contest for the ugliest bike ever, this frikkin’ joke would be right up there. Just how ugly was this thing? Words fail me, and that’s a rare event in itself. I didn’t even bother sticking around to try and get a second, better shot.


The biggest disappointment of the day was that the burnout pit, for some reason, appeared to be dismantled. No hole shots were being done, no one was lining up…by all appearances, it seemed that the pit was off limits. What had happened? We'd been promised a burnout contest!?!?Figuring that more political BS had won out over good clean harmless (?) fun, the choice was made to make a break for sanity. The homestead was only minutes away (and the beers didn’t cost $4 there), so we said our farewells and made for the exit.

It was a most-excellent day; a treat for the kids (and adults) who watched us pass, fun for us to put a show on for them, and good weather from start to finish. Sun, fun and friends - Can’t wait to do it again next year. Ride Hard, Take Chances

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Chuck Hitchcock Memorial Run

The NY trip (back a couple of weekends ago) was a success; made decent time on the trip out, and then made fantastic time on the way home; 502 miles in 6.5 hours. Not too shabby at all. (And I didn’t have a single cat jump out in front of me).

Friday morning, 5 minutes until departure:
The morning’s check of the radar showed that there was some rain in my near future. Sure enough, as I hit the Berkshires, the gray skies slowly began to release their contents. Thankfully, it was nothing too serious, but I kept an eye on the traffic coming in the other direction just the same. Their wipers weren’t running too hard, so I crossed some fingers and kept on rolling. The precipitation was off and on; long enough to get me a bit wet, but then would stop long enough to almost dry out before starting up again.

Further along and well into NY, the interstate rounded a mountain and brought one of the many scenic valleys into view. That was nice and all, but what I wasn’t so impressed with was the solid-black sky over the valley. I was trying to calculate what my chances might be that I would make it through the clouds unscathed, and that’s when the lightning started (which pretty much answered my question for me). Gearing myself up for a nasty stretch of roadway, I was quite surprised to see the highway cut to the left and around the storm system. I was treated to quite the light show as I rolled safely (and dryly) around the storm cell. It’s not often that one gets to watch a lightning show from the seat of the bike and still stay dry.

The clouds began to clear out as I pushed further into western NY and things were looking good. I arrived in Olean a bit early so I decided to slide over and visit the graves of a couple of fallen brothers. Now each year when I make it out there, I like to bring and leave a little something on the stones - this year; it would be some Massachusetts quarters. The first stone I visited was Dana’s. He used to bust our asses (those of us from Mass), calling us Massholes and such (not entirely undeserved, LOL). I’d half-wondered how he’d feel about having a Massachusetts quarter placed on his headstone, but I’d figured I’d chance it.

I pulled into the cemetery and began rolling between the markers - the closer I’m getting to Dana’s, the darker the sky is suddenly getting. I pull up to the spot, park, and make my way over. I say my hellos and lay the Mass quarter beside the collection of tokens left by others over the years. No sooner had I done that than I felt the first drops of rain begin. I made my way back to the bike and the sky just opened up. I knew Dana was telling me to “Get that sh*t off my stone!” (but I also knew the big guy could handle it). From there, I headed over to Gapper’s grave and paid my respects to him as well. From there, it was a quick blast through the downpours over to King and Pat’s house where the garage was open and the light was on. I rolled in out of the weather and shut her down. Strolling into the house, I was greeted with hugs and a nice cold beer. We kicked our feet up, caught up on things and let the rain fall harmlessly outside. It doesn’t get much better than that!

When the rain had passed, we headed down town to Mickey’s and met up with more of the crew for some grub and suds. After chowing down one of Tommy’s famous steak subs, it was time to head next door to The Parkwood for some more libations. The laughs were plenty, the drinks flowed easily, and the plans for the following day’s run were laid out.

The next morning, King and I fired the bikes up and we rolled over to Bub’s abode for breakfast. Breakfast! For the years I’ve been meeting up with these guys, we’ve always hit a McDonald’s or other similar establishment for breakfast. But not this time; this time we were living large. Walking into the kitchen, I was greeted by the efforts of Bub, Lynner and Steph; mountains of scrambled eggs, a full baking sheet stacked half a foot high with crisp bacon, two enormous stacks of French toast, donuts, bagels, orange juice, milk and 100% pure maple syrup. I haven’t seen a spread like that in ages. We all gathered round and filled our internal fuel tanks with a good hearty base for the coming ride.



After we’d had our fill of the fantastic spread, we all saddled up and pointed our tires towards the Knapp Creek fire station and the unfortunate event that awaited us.

The reason we had assembled (and the reason I’d ridden out to Olean) was that a good friend had passed recently in an accident on his daytime job. In addition to that job, Chuck Hitchcock was also the Fire Chief of the Knapp Creek volunteer fire department and that department had set up a dice run for this day, with the proceeds going to his family. The weather had cooperated and everyone was expecting a decent turnout. But we weren’t prepared for the sheer volume of bikes, riders and passengers that continued to show up. Registration was slated to commence at 10am and run for two hours, with the ride kicking off at noontime. When we fired up our bikes and the procession began pouring out of the parking lots, there were still people in line, waiting to register. In fact, almost 40 minutes later, when we had arrived at the first stop, parked, waited in line and then finally rolled our dice, we got word that there were still people registering back at the fire station. Truly amazing. But not surprising; Chuck was one hell of a nice guy.

But I’m getting ahead of myself; back at the parking lot (prior to the run starting), we were walking around and checking out some of the bikes that were lining up. It was a good mix of cruisers, trikes and a few sport bikes thrown in for good measure. Just before noontime, a reverend gathered us around and a few words were spoken for the family, for the friend we’d lost, and for our safety on the ride ahead of us. That done, we broke apart and headed for our rides.
There were a total of five rolls that would be made on this dice run, but rather than having us all wasting a lot of time with a bunch of different stops, the first and last rolls would be made right at the fire station. That left only three stops along the way, but more importantly; it left us about 3 hours of good solid riding through some fantastically scenic areas. AND, since we’d be riding through PA, we wouldn’t need our helmets. Although, there was the whole issue of the 1 mile standing between the fire station parking lot and the state line. It didn’t take more than a second or two for us to come to the conclusion; “Helmets? We don’t need no stinking helmets!”. So we packed ‘em and headed on down the road; our heads unencumbered by any foolish plastic headwear. Cruising along the main drag for a very short bit, we banked a left turn at the appropriate landmark and crossed over into PA, proper.

There’s not a lot I can add with words, so I’ll just let some pics do the talking for me…









At ride’s end, we gathered again at the fire station for our final rolls of the dice. Once again, my luck-of-the-dice held steady (IE: crappy) and I knew that my total would not be a threat to anyone else. No worries, there was still plenty of good company to enjoy, a slew of hearty food to sample, the 50/50 raffle, and the matter of a host of door prizes generously contributed by the surrounding community.

Having not eaten since the last stop (an agonizingly-distant 45 minutes earlier), I was thoroughly famished. I partook of some pizza and a huge cup of piping hot chili - topped with oyster crackers and shredded cheese! I figured that would hold me over until that evening’s cookout back at Mark & Mary’s house…granted; that was only two hours away.

As we enjoyed the food, we listened as the raffle ticket numbers were called out and the door prizes were slowly claimed. I soon realized that my luck-of-the-dice had spilled over to the raffle tickets and that again; I was no threat to anyone else. Holding out one last vestige of hope that perhaps I might finally have some luck with the 50/50, I moved in close to the MC so as to be sure to hear my numbers when they were called. Overall, it was a perfect outing for my luck; all bad. With the conclusion of the raffles and prizes reached, folks began to find their way back to their bikes and the gathering slowly broke apart. King and I headed back to his castle, dropped the bikes off and headed off to Mark &Mary’s BBQ in the Jeep.

Arriving at roughly the same time as the rest of the crew, we cracked some cold ones, gathered about the grille, set the food to cooking and set flame to the firepit. Plenty of wood kept the fire running strong and plenty of laughter kept the camaraderie going stronger. A few of us even had a marshmallow fight, bouncing the little white puffs off of each other‘s heads time and time again. Any that fell into the wet grass instantly turned into sticky blobs of goo…which only added to the hilarity as they would now stick to whatever they were thrown against; shirts…jackets…or faces. All in all; a great way to once again end a day; surrounded by friends.




The next day saw me up early; my thank-you’s and appreciation extended for the hospitality received once again, and rolling down Smith Hollow Road, heading in the wrong direction (trip concluded, headed home). The fog was thick, the sky; overcast. So there was really only one thing to do; rip the hell out of the throttle and get home sooner. Things worked out great; the front end didn’t disintegrate on me, I didn’t have any unplanned rendezvous’ with local law enforcement officials, and the sun actually managed to poke it’s head out by the time I rolled into my driveway…a mere 6.5 hours later. Not too shabby at all.

Not sure what it is…but every time I hang out with that crew, I always have one hell of a time.

RIP Chuck, you will be missed.
Ride Hard, Take Chances