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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Last Call

Common sense left long ago. But there's some vestige of intelligence that yells "Go The F To Bed Stupid, you gotta be up super early!" Yeah-tomorrow, we ride!!

Breakfast! Wait...What Time Is It?

We're back at the house and Mark has brought out the breakfast menu! Yay for breakfast! Wait, what time is it? Nevermind! Food is up!!

Ok ok But Only One More...

Apparently, if it's your last night in town, you're obligated to have "just one more". (Ok, maybe that's my rule. But it's been embraced by everyone!!)

Guest Bartender Once Again



Sutton was kind & allowed me a quick, last-minute bartender gig.

Bob says: aren't you leaving 1st thing? I said: Yes...so I should probably only have 4 or 5 more.

Meet Dave

In passing, Dave barely mentioned that he used to sing in a band. We had to almost literally twist his arm to get him to sing. Holy Crap! He was awesome!

Japanese Sing Along

Karaoke has been initiated. For some odd reason, these people think I'm singing next. Oy, was gonna be a early night. Good thing I'm not Road-Captain tomorrow!!

I Swear I Was Only Going To Have One!

I gotta be in early, 'cause tomorrow starts @ 6am. So I'm only going to have one. Or two... Or...whoops...(the top shelf is where the BL's are stored...)

Meanwhile Back At The Bat Cave...

King & I ran some errands, then a quick bite @ Tommy's, then off to visit the graves. Now, the usual: back @ the V for some final, pre-departure liabations!

After many hours in the hot sun I'd managed to destroy enough vegetation to be

After many hours in the hot sun, I'd managed to destroy enough vegetation to be allowed back in the house to take a shower. Good timing, I had to go visit King!

Catching Up On The Day

Mark & Mary put me to work this morning. I had to hack my way through deep brush in the woods behind the house so that Mark could access the...apple trees??

Earnin' My Keep

Can you believe they actually trust me to cook breakfast? ?

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Harley Oil Again!

The chimenea is going, to ward off the encroaching chill, food is flowing, and then John steps things up - double shots of Harley Oil!

Dinner w/John & Steph

John & Steph invited Mark, Mary & me for dinner. Sweet! Mark & Mary almost got taken out by a huge deer on the way here, though! Almost had venison for dinner!

Bad News From Home

McCarthy checked on my house to see how bad Irene had hit my house. He sent a pic of the devastation. In his own words: "I will pick up the damage..." :-D

Firearms

Mary has an authentic Buck Rogers - 25th Century gun. It's gotta be from the early 60's, or even earlier. You cock the handle and then fire it - it's loud! (She uses it to 'shoot' the computer when the internet starts acting up - it's a great stress reliever.)

Grass Is Evil!

Mark let me have some of the fun, too. Die! Die, evil grass! Never mowing you again!

Yardwork

Mark has a funny way of mowing the lawn...

Monday, August 29, 2011

We Hate Helmets

We eventually made it back to the NY state line...which meant we had to don the helmets again. Stupid helmet laws. Anyway, another great day on the PA roadways!

Challenge Accepted!

We finally made it back to paved civilization, then hit the mountain downroads...and look! My favorite kind of signs! 10 mph? I can easily beat that!!

Dejection

2 hours of waiting, but no-go. Apparently not enough wind...pussies. :-D We hit the road - Jerry took us off-roading! Loose gravel & washouts...good times!

Still Waiting...

While we were waiting for he hangliders to get going, I snapped some more pics. They wound up looking like the ones I already posted, except this one.

Waiting Game...

We waited...and waited... After about an hour and a half, one of the guys finally moved down to the takeoff spot. Cool! Now we'll get to see something, finally!

Hey look - we've got hangliders!! (There were SIX of them!) Howcool is this! W

Hey look - we've got hangliders!! (There were SIX of them!) Howcool is this! We're gonna get to see them take off!

Hanglider Ramp

There was a ramp on the slope that hangliders run off of to get a good takeoff...now if only we had some hangliders...

Hyner continued...

The view in the other direction...

Hyner View!

Wow, what a view!

Arrival

We made it - the sign says we're pretty high up...the view had better be good...

Switchbacks!

And signs like that mean sharp turns! Here, I was trying to catch Mark in my rearview, as he came around the turn, behind me...

Sharp Turns Ahead!

And there were signs like this...

Hyner View

Riding up the access road to Hyner View. Great overhanging trees, sharp dropoffs, and twisties!

Quick Lunch Break

Stopped for a bite to recharge. No beer, though, just iced tea...it's been a rough coupla days so far...

Old Dogs & New Tricks

Mark stares in bewilderment at these new-fangled things we call gas pumps. He's learning that you dont hafta run your tank dry - on the road - before refueling.

Cold Riding

Me and Mark are out w/Jerry, tearing up some mountain roads...hoping the sun will burn off the fog soon. It's chilly!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Harley Oil!

We're checking the temp on the fridge again. Gotta make sure things are working properly...

Irene Moves In

Carol's sister lives in VA, and sent her a pic of Irene coming in to Virgina Beach... Would love to be on the beach, watching this come in!

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Bub's Bike!

Mintacious - '80 Shovelhead FLH

Bush Whacking

Mark got his "wood" truck running, now we're cruising old logging paths, cutting our way through trees across the way, etc. Oh yeah, we have no brakes...

Safe Arrival

Made it safely...even tied my best time, too...(despite being pulled over). O:-) Luckily the trooper thought I was cute and he let me off w/no ticket. Sweet!!

Friday, August 26, 2011

Sobering

Packin for Olean-Maine. Spirits are high, like before any road trip. But then; the search for 2011 quarters to leave on the graves...I pause & remember my bros.

Mean Irene

CNN is goin overboard on hurricane coverage. We said we should come up w/a "Mean Irene" drink. Wish granted! Not even sure what June put in it, but it's YUM!

Friday Lunch

@ Pepperoncini's for lunch. The bar doesnt serve buckets of Bud Light, but they love us here. So they improvised...

Good Night, Irene!

My plans have changed – but is that anything new? Originally, I was heading to Maine tonight after work, to help get The Clearing prepped for next weekend’s Maine Event, then I was going to break for Olean on either Sunday night or Monday morning. However, Rob and Russ busted their humps last weekend, and from what I’m hearing; The Clearing is all set. And that is excellent news for me, because it means I won’t have to be riding 650 miles through hurricane Irene. Instead, I’ll be departing first thing tomorrow morning and enjoying dry weather on my westward journey, as the skies behind me begin to darken and roil. At some point after I’m clear of Dodge, Irene will make her visit, leaving carnage and destruction in her wake. Well, as much ‘carnage and destruction’ can be mustered from 50mph winds. McCarthy asked me this morning if my house was going secure for the coming hurricane, and I said yeah; I’ll be sure to pick up the few twigs that fall, when I get back. (Imagine my surprise if I get back and find nothing but a foundation…)

So anyway, I’ll be safe and dry in Olean, but my liver will probably be suffering through a bit of a hurricane on its own. (Hey, did someone say Hurricane’s? I love those drinks!!)

An added bonus this year; Olean’s “Rally in the Valley” is going on this weekend. In years past when I get out there on the weekend prior to Labor Day, I’ve seen flyers and posters announcing this event, but it’s always happened mid-August, and I’ve missed it. This year, for some reason, it’s being held later than usual…it’s being held on this weekend! Mark has already suggested we head down there on Saturday evening and check things out. That, sounds like a marvelous plan, to me!

So best of luck to everyone that will be sticking close to home this weekend and riding out Irene. One good thing to keep in mind; whenever a hurricane moves through, it clears out the weather for a few days, leaving calm, clear skies behind it. So get those scoots out and enjoy the weather while you can…Fall is approaching in the distance and will be here soon. While we still can, we gotta…

Ride Hard, Take Chances

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Recurring Pattern

On a mystery-dinner cruise in Boston Harbor...we drank 'em out of Bud Lights. Just Bud now...if that runs out, may have to switch to...Corona!?!?

Friday, August 19, 2011

Danno saw all the beads being tossed around & wanted in on the action: he yanked his skivs & left 'em on the neighbor's door handle! No beads for Danno!! LOL

Bra Slingshot

Supah Stoop has taken things to a new level. We have a slingshot made from the ladies' bras, and we're slinging beers for distance (& bragging rights).

Supah Stoop

My first Supah Stoop party. Lotsa friends, lotsa food, lotsa fun. Great way to kick off the weekend.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Sam Adams Sunday

Chores are done. Rain's on its way . Got a window seat to keep an eye on the bike parked out front. Good time for a Sam.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Shayne's Pre-Run

Doing the pre-run for Shayne's run. Good day, good group...lousy reason we're together today. Thank you Shayne, we ride in honor of you.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Tool Time

Danno moved his professional tool box (6'x6', hundreds of pounds!) to Rex's. Work's done , now party time. And, apparently there's 4 more 30's to go through!!

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Annual (we hope!) Olean Pig Roast

Another fantastic trip out to Olean - Great folks, Great roads, Great times!

We hit the road on Thursday morning and both the traffic, and the skies treated us well. As we crossed over into the next state, some clouds began to appear above us, and when we still were about 100 miles out, the clouds merged and began to pee on us a bit. Nothing major, but enough to have us pull over and don the rain gear. (We happen to own the world’s best rain suits – no sooner did we put them on, than the skies cleared up.)

Arriving into town, we made straight for Mark & Mary’s house to say our hello’s and being the settling in process. This is how we know we’ve got the right house!
They treated us like royalty and soon we had full bellies and cold frosties in our hands.

Rob and his kids were due in town as well, but there was a bit of a mixup on things and he wound up at Steph’s house that night. Dave and Karmen did make it in, however, but we didn’t catch up with them until we’d returned from…say it with me; The V!!

By this time, the rain had returned in full force, so Mary was kind enough to lend us her vehicle so that we could head to the V and catch up with folks not seen in months. Our sister Sutton was tending bar, and we all set to getting the drinks flowing. The jukebox was cranked loud enough to wake the dead – I don’t know who makes the speakers that go into a jukebox, but I need to get a set of those for my bike. Unreal how loud they were.

Anyway, after closing time, Sutton brought us to a bar in-town (“Cajones” – great name!) There were a few kids on stage doing a jam session and…hey, we know that kid on bass! Turns out it was Spillers nephew who had just been out to the ‘Vous last month. We exchanged Hello’s and handshakes, and he gave a shout-out to the club, letting everyone know we were there (they didn’t really care, LOL). We kept the party going until almost closing time, before heading back to Mark & Mary’s for the night.

Friday morning found our bellies being filled once again; toast, eggs, bacon, juice, coffee, etc. I could get used to this kind of thing! But before we ate too much, it was time to hop onto the steeds and head over the state line into PA. Ahhhh, sweet PA…land of no-helmet-laws! We love PA!! But this was no ordinary ride down along the amazing roads of PA…we actually had a destination! The Straub Brewery, home of the “Eternal Tap”.

Mark had mentioned this place last year, so we put it onto our itinerary for this trip. His friend Aaron met up with us along the way (Aaron drives an ’83 Shovelhead Electra Glide – sweet bike!)


Anyway, we met up in…oh yeah…we met up in Lantz Corners! Lantz Corners, made famous by Russell, so many years ago (those that know the story, know the story).

So where was I…oh, right; we met up with Aaron along the way and were soon boppin’ along some majorly sweet roadways, finally arriving in St. Mary’s, PA. And why was this town important? Because it’s home to the Straub Brewery!

Just seeing this sign brought a tear of joy to my eyes…

Zig was quick to hop off his bike and let us know which direction to head in…

And look – it’s the Eternal Tap!!

After pouring a (few) beers, we began wandering around and looking at the time-worn but very reliable machinery laboring away pumping refrigerants, steam, etc. That place was something else – they let you walk around and really get up and close to the equipment! Right up until we were gently (but unquestionably) requested to go back to the visitor area and wait for the tour. (Ha ha, whoops.)

Anyway, it was soon time for the tour! The facility was small, but they sure did pack a lot of activity inside the 4 walls.

And here here’s the beautiful filling machine (it does the exact opposite of what we do)

Here are stacked, empty cases, waiting to be filled;

Look at these kegs!!!

When we got to this part of the tour, the tour guide asked us if we’d had beer right off the line before, and then went on to say something that sounded a lot like “would you like one?”. “Uhm..excuse me, but it sure sounded like you just offered us a fresh, cold beer, right off the assembly line??” She had! And sure enough, we had quite a few of us that were very much interested in having a fresh, cold beer, right off the line. Sweet!

When the tour had concluded, we made our way back to the Eternal Tap room and did a bit more quality control testing. Simply for scientific purposes, you understand.
From there, we rolled along some other great roads, found ourselves a nice pizza place for some lunch, then headed back to Olean (stopping along the way to put our damned helmets back on. Stupid helmet laws!).

Thankfully, we now had some free time, which allowed for the annual super-soaker water fight with Alyssa, back over at King & Pat’s house. We didn’t have water balloons this year, but the trusty soakers were laid out at the ready. A quick change into bathing suits and we were ready. Now a cardinal rule of the water fights is that Pat Doesn’t Get Wet! Well we wound up breaking that rule this year, and in a big way. Poor Pat got caught in some of the crossfire a couple of times and suffice to say, she probably needed to change. Sorry Pat! (LOL, maybe!)

Anyway, the highlight of the fight (for me) was when Alyssa’s soaker broke, leaving her basically defenseless against the merciless onslaught delivered from the barrel of my soaker. Ok, it wasn’t that bad, and she still managed to soak me entirely. And crikey, she’s about as tall as I am now! If she keeps growing at that rate, I think I’m going to be at a severe disadvantage next year.

After this, it was time for some more fun back over at the V. Guess who got to guest-bartend again! (Ok, so pretty much everyone took turns behind the bar.) Here’s a shot of yours-truly, concocting some drink or other. I forget what it was supposed to be – we pretty much agreed it didn’t taste like what it was supposed to, but it was still pretty good.

Of course, if you’re gonna bartend, you gotta get the shots lined up, too. Look at those pours – right to the top!

And this is what happens when you’re at the V for a while. Someone puts karaoke on, and when you notice, you say “Hey cool – who’s singing?” and before you know it, they shove a microphone into your hands and say “YOU ARE! – MADONNA, LIKE A VIRGIN!”

Suffice to say I should not quit my day job. Or any job, because I will never have a future in singing.

At the end of the night, we reverted to our usual mischievous selves, and flipped all the chairs upside down, just like last time. Our intent was to screw with loveable Bub, but that act backfired because it wound up being poor Mary who had to flip them all back over. So that meant we needed to come up with a more direct method of screwing with Bub! But first, a bit of back-story; Bub loves his Pabst Blue Ribbon. I like my Bud Light. I tell him he needs to come over to some real flavor, and he keeps telling me I should really give Pabst a try, that I might like it.

So there we were, closing time at the V, on night #2. Bub had left a while ago, so what to do, what to do. Hey, I’ve got an idea; I’ll move all the Pabst out of its normal spot and leave a sign in its place. (I sent a pic of this sign from my phone, but it didn’t come out so well, so here’s a better shot of it.)

We thought it would be a riot, but alas, this one fell kinda flat. That’s ok, though, it just means we gotta come up with better gags!

Anyway, it was now Saturday morning and there was a surprise in store. Zig was getting the Dana tattoo, but didn’t know it. All he knew was that we (King, me and him) had to stop by Underground Tattoo to make an appt to get the tat done on our next visit out. Ahh, but the tricky devils we are, we’d actually set up the appt for today!

And here he is, in the chair and getting inked (I thought I’d sent this shot from my phone, but I found it in my Drafts folder when I got back from NY.)

Anyway, this is the Dana Tat, and there can only be three in existence at one time. Dana designed it and had it done on himself. Then he paid for it to go onto his twin brother King. Then those two go together and paid for it to go onto Russell. When Dana passed, King and Russ got together and paid for it to go onto me. Then Russ passed, so King and I got together and paid for it to go onto Zig.

Back at the V, preparations were in high gear. The pig was roasting well, the side dishes were getting assembled, and folks were arriving and setting up tents left and right. It was going to be a great night!

Soon, it was feeding time! The pig came off and a few of us grabbed knives and started slicing and dicing.
We laid into the food with reckless abandon and were soon satiated. Some quick cleanup and then it was bonfire time! And what a bonfire – this thing was enormous. We gathered chairs around and started swapping stories and jokes, and shared much laughter. At one point, a guy broke out a guitar and we all started belting out songs. This continued long into the wee hours of the morning, and sometime around 3 (or was it 4?), I remember checking the time and thinking Holy Crap, I need to get some sleep, so I turned my back on the folks still reveling by the fire, crawled into my tent and shut my eyes (and ears) to the world.

The next morning, I was amazed to find that I’d slept through until 10am! WTF, I never do that, especially on vaca! Stumbling over to the building, I found breakfast had already been cooked, served and mostly devoured. I managed to scrape a few scraps together – ok, I’m kidding. There was a ton of food left over from the night before, plus lots of breakfast-type stuff, too.

Once everyone’s stomachs were full again, the dishes cleaned and the tents stowed away, it was time to ride again! We saddled up and headed back to wonderful, helmet-free PA and took in more amazing mountains and valleys. Another great, great day!

Returning back to Mark and Mary’s house, it was time for a dip in their new pool. The solar warmer had been on it all day, and sticking a finger in, I found the temp to be amazing warm and so inviting! Quick change inside, then back out, and a nice dive, deep into…the frozen arctic! Hold mother of all that is holy! What happened to the warm water? This is c-c-cold! I was up and out of that water in no time, only to find Mark laughing, explaining that the solar warmer made the top 4 inches warm (hence why it felt so warm to my fingers), but the water underneath was still quite chilly. Yes indeed, it sure is! (That still didn’t prevent some of the more hardy folk from going in and enjoying the water – freaks!)

The evening wore down and soon it was time to turn in. The next morning would find us up and on the road, hammering the 500 miles to our driveways once again. (We’d agreed that we’d take things a bit easier on the way home, than we had on the way out…how do you think that worked? LOL).

Thus wrapped up another great motorcycle adventure, one with tons of miles and tons of smiles. And in only a couple more weeks, Olean will welcome my front tire once again, as we prepare to embark upon on our annual Maine Event pilgrimage. It’ll be another great ride, and I’m looking forward to sharing the highways with those great people once again.

Ride Hard, Take Chances