Another Winter Weather Forecast, Dave??

Yeah, we know. It’s mid-February, middle of the winter, snow, ice, below-zero temps, etc., etc., etc. We get it. It sucks. So why are you bothering us with yet another grumble about how lousy the weather is?

Well…ya see…the thing is that THIS isn’t the weather forecast for up here. I’m gonna show you what the weather forecasts are for where I’ll be in 4 days…because I’m a mean, rotten sonofabitch! LOL

Let’s see…we’ll be touching down in Orlando on early Tuesday evening. What will the weather be like for us? Ok, ok, 70 for a high, but things will probably have cooled off a bit by the time we touch down, so maybe we’re looking at…what do you think would be a fair guess? 65? Oooh, chilly. We’d better bring sweaters.

Let’s move along to Miami, where we’ll end up after our first day of riding… Now this looks inviting! A high of 77 on Wednesday? I bet they don’t have to worry about snow, with temps like that. Thursday and Friday look like they’re getting pretty hot, though. Not sure I’m ready for that kind of heat just yet. We should probably find an area that’s a comfortable in-between. Oh…something like…

Yeah, that’s more like it! We’ll take a couple days to get better acclimated and soak up some rays, enjoy the nice ocean breezes, that kind of thing. But wait, what’s up with the weekend? Why is it only staying @ 74? It’s the weekend, baby! We need things to be a little hotter. Yeah, so we should maybe think about heading up to…

Now we’re talkin’! A weekend of 76 degrees, now THAT’s just what the doc ordered for a trio of frostbitten and winter-sickened bikers. (We may not need those sweaters after all.)

4 sleeps…