Birthday Present?

I called the bank in New York to see what the status was on the paperwork I'm waiting for. Apparently it was mailed out on Tuesday, the 3rd.

Tuesday? That's a full week after I called them the first time. I'm not sure how that equates to "We'll get that sent right out", but at least it's (allegedly) en route.

As King suggested to me earlier today; maybe there'll be a birthday present waiting for me in my mailbox when I get home...